John Chapman, Ian Brown & Peter Beadle
Four out-of-condition, middle-aged businessmen sent off on a team building exercise in the Lake District but succeed in being the first people ever to become shipwrecked on an island on Derwentwater. Bound in by fog, menaced by wildlife and cut off from the world, this perfunctory middle-class exercise turns into a carnival of recriminations, French cricket and sausages. What should have been a bonding process for Gordon, Angus, Roy and Neville turns into a muddy, bloody fight for survival. Because when night settles in, strange things happen out in the wilds. And what took place on Neville's Island that foggy November weekend none of this particular middle-management team would ever forget... |

Martin File & John Chapman